Saturday, September 11, 2004

Opportunity knocked; I was in the shower.

Conversation with a guy begging for change:
Him: Do you think you could help me out?
Me: Sorry, I don't have any spare change.
Him: I need a thousand dollars. I'm looking to start a franchise; all I need is a loonie. I would have made you partners.
Me: Oh, that's too bad. But I have student loans, so it wouldn't be a sound investment for me.
Him: Fair enough.

1 comment:

Krista said...

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