But when I popped into Accordion Guy's today, I found an Archie Comic that blew my mind. Tired of being ignored by all of her "friends", Betty decides to try and get a new crowd of friends, and get some attention in the process. That's right, folks: Betty goes Goth. Three things about this:
1. By appearing in an ARCHIE comic, goth culture has been nearly destroyed by pop culture.
2. Incredibly, goth-Betty is even hotter than regular-Betty.
3. Apparently Reggie still has an 80s-era crush on Morrissey.