Me: Good morning, may I have your fax number please?
Him: Who are you trying to fax?
Me: Actually, I'm not trying to fax anyone in particular; I'm trying to make a database of companies that have hired our students.
Him: I don't hire students.
Me: I'm sorry; I have you down here as hiring one of our Janitorial graduates.
Him: I don't hire graduates; I already have two students with loans to worry about - my own. *click*
Me: (to dialtone) You don't hire students and you don't hire graduates? Who the hell do you hire, high school dropouts?
Wednesday, August 25, 2004
We only hire the least qualified applicants to serve you better.
Strange phone conversation at work: