Actually, I want one for me.

Conversation between me and Jago on a geek run:

Me: So, do you have a roommate replacement set up?
Jago: Not yet. I thought (someone who's a big geek) would fit in, but Ninja said no.
Me: I guess he didn't want anyone spending more time on their computer than he did on his.
Jago: "No-one must threaten my Omega Male status!"
Me: (takes a moment to figure it out) BWA-HA-HA-HA!

I'd like to see someone wearing a black hoodie with "Omega Male" emblazened on the front. Truth in advertising, people.