During the viewing, a large, loud machine rolled by outside; I opened the blinds to see what it was, and then closed them again, loudly, to reduce the glare on the television. Which resulted in the following conversation:
Nez: That's not going to make the noise any quieter.
Me: Actually, I am a scientist. And as a scientist, I can tell you that sound waves are nothing but modified light waves.
Ninja: I think my Bad Science sense is tingling.
Nez: I don't believe it.
Me: Who else here is a scientist?
Nez: Fine then, prove it.
Me: No. I don't want to.
Ninja: Oh! Bad Science!
Me: Why, because I'm not going to demonstrate my theory?
Nez: No, because you said "Actually, I am a scientist."
Scotty: That's the number one predictor of Bad Science right there.