Monday, June 27, 2005

New From Alpo: BRRRAAAIIIINNNNSSSS!

(From Warren Ellis.)

Good news, everyone! Axler's fantasy-nightmare of zombies taking over the earth and Whyte Avenue turning into a warzone full of street kids, arts patrons, and bored yuppies may not happen in his lifetime, but he could pass this legacy onto the next generation, because Pittsburgh scientists have created freakin' zombie dogs!

If I wasn't surrounded by Rehab Med students, most of whom are girls, I would be freaking out.

5 comments:

Jago said...

"If I wasn't surrounded by Rehab Med students, most of whom are girls, I would be freaking out."

What does that even mean? Zombie dogs go for cute rehab ladies before you? Rehab students are able to help people out of zombie states? You can console cute rehab ladies, which abates the fear of zombies somewhat?

The Doc said...

Sorry, should have been more clear: I would be embarassed if I started to freak out around a group of people, especially a group of girls. It's why I don't do it. Or, more accurately, why I don't do it too often.

Axler said...

I told you! This is a warning to you all! Infestation may indeed not happen in my life time but My warnings should echo through the years! We are our own worst enemy.
Either that or we will blow ourselves up. I'm cool with both.

Nezbitt said...

I've been saying it for a while now and no one believed me.

The zombies are coming, and they're coming for me!!!

AAAAAAUGH!!!

Sylvana said...

That is so COOL! No pun intended.