Me: I don't think I'm going to be able to go to all the places I wanted to go on my 101 in 1001 list.
Me: Maybe we could go to one of them for our honeymoon?
Her: I'm just trying to think of things I like to do on vacation that aren't going to the beach.
Me: Well, we can go to the beach, if you want. For a day or two.
Her: (After thinking for a while.) I don't know what I'd like to do. I like to go places and look at things.
Me: You have to give me more to go on than that.
Me: Well, the first thing my brain thought of when you said that was Comic Con 2007. (Sarcastically.) That's somewhere to go, and there's plenty to look at.
Her: (Frowning.) Where is it?
Me: San Diego. (Hopefully.) There are beaches there!
Her: (Shaking her head.) I don't think so.
Hey, it was worth a shot.