Her: (matter-of-factly) So, we have Brazilian-Australian underwear models coming to live with us for a few days during Fringe.
Me: (confused) What?
Her: Richard's two friends are underwear models. They grew up in Brazil and now they live in Australia. They're coming up in August, and they'll be staying at my place. Apparently, they're really nice guys.
Me: (blocking out my jealousy with humour) Hah-ha, I guess you're going to be staying here for those few days, huh?
Her: (oblivious) Yeah, probably. Steph's told all her single friends about them, and they'll be over all the time, flirting and being loud.
Me: Oh. Good then.