I don't get a lot of e-mail spam, and normally I just delete them without reading. But for some reason, I looked at one tonight and I was compelled me to share it with other people.
"Your woman will be shocked by your fang's astonishing progress."
First of all, that is just a great sentence. Second of all, "fang"? Really? I know there are a lot of euphamisms for that part of the male anatomy, but "fang" gives it an edge that I'm not entirely comfortable with. Anyhow: just needed to share. Now I'm off to have nightmares about teeth growing in inappropriate places.