Tuesday, March 10, 2009

How My 30th Birthday is Likely To Shape Up

1. I was supposed to carpool to work today, but the girl who was supposed to pick me up didn't set her alarm and just woke up when I called her three minutes ago.
2. When I get back into town from work, I will have to spend over $2000 on car repairs (on top of the $500 I spent two weeks ago), and hopefully my car will start more dependably.

Extrapolating from those two things, I believe my day will end with:

3. I will catch dysentary and spend 8 hours in agonizing, sleepless pain, which will abate 40 minutes before I have to go to work on Wednesday.


My 30th Birthday = wake up, buddy, it's grown-up times.

9 comments:

the Worst Ninja Ever said...

Did you get dysentery? Happy birthday, by the way.

Mrs. Loquacious said...

Happy birthday, Doc Teeth! :) And may the day end more joyfully than it started ;)

Justice~! said...

So did you die of dysentry then? Bummer!

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睡衣 said...

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